“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!” (x)
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
So, Jeremy Renner can sing.
Jimmy Fallon’s reaction is just like, “Whoa, wait, what—OH YEAH~”
I was like: HAHAHAHAH THIS IS GONNA BE SOME FUNNY SHIT
and then I was like:
sooooo he also writes songs and plays piano.
(via demarches)

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