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PALO ALTO, CA – Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO and President of Facebook, has stated publicly this week that he is “extremely pissed off” about the amount of Facebook posts and status updates relating to college students’ distress over final exams.

“It’s gotten so bad that the…

This is an article by the Miami Flipside. To quote this publication’s about page and Facebook page:

The Miami Flipside is a satirical publication centered around the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida. All articles are written by students.

Names and quotes that appear in these stories are completely made up, except in the case of some public figures, where the names are real but the quotes are not. Remember, these are all jokes.

Translation: this is not real. Internet, unwad thy undergarments.

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