January 2010
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December 2009
Dear Florida,
It is Christmas Eve, and I am wearing short sleeves and sunglasses and driving around with the sunroof wide open. You are so backwards, but I guess if you insist on giving winter the finger… That’ll do.
Affectionately (sort of),
A
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Okay, Blu-ray. You're awesome. I get it. Stop...
My family bought a 46” LCD TV this weekend. It came with a Blu-ray player. Installed it all yesterday and bought my first Blu-ray disc today: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete. It’s stunning. (And so much better than the “incomplete” version!)
Even normal DVDs look spectacular on this set-up. I tested out Iron Man yesterday, and I was thoroughly impressed. Ah,...
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Coolest Thing in the Entire World, brought to you... →
hammerito:
samdesantis:
graveyard-girl:
szofff:
hjaimes:
peoplethesedays:
(via oodlesandoodles)
WHHHHHHAAAAT THEEE.
this thing is incredible
That is actually pretty sweet.
I am going to spend hours searching through photos with this thing…
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Things that annoy me:
When people call, especially at work, and they ask you a question, and then they keep talking. And talking and talking. And the whole time they’re repeating the question and elaborating on why they want to know and on their situation and on why you need to tell them, and are you still there? YES, bitch, I am still here, but how the hell am I supposed to get a word in edgewise when YOU KEEP...
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Denver, CO is the most sexually active city in the...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
If I wasn’t moving before… It is so on now.
Denver was actually one of the cities on the shortlist, just below Boston. Maybe it’s worth another look…
BBC: Woman goes to court for being too loud during... →
BBC News - Noisy sex woman admits Asbo breach - “A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.
Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s love-making was described as “murder” and “unnatural” at Newcastle Crown Court.”
God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own...
– Crowley (an angel who did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downward) (via likepolishingfirewood)
[From one of my favorite novels, which happens to be a collaboration by two of my favorite authors.]
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Al and I during The Princess and the Frog tonight....
Me: Exactly how do you feed a pet alligator?
Al: Take it to a day care and look away.
Coco's Story [Please read!] →
savethekitties:victoriastation:
This poor dear… Watching a pet suffer is one of the most painful experiences anyone can ever go through. If you can help, please consider it.
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Can I just brag for a second?
See, I’ve never had the opportunity to take a class I really wanted to take just because it sounded interesting. My university really doesn’t offer many of those. It’s still too small a school, and it really doesn’t give students room to take courses for fun, whtether they want to or not. I am one of those nerds who really enjoys learning things just for kicks, so I have...
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Current report is nothing is broken.
The boy is just as snarky as ever. He is just fine. They’re going to do some X-rays before they let him go.
I had stopped crying til he called and bitched at me for being short with him. I wasn’t trying to be short with him… Not in the snappy way. I just didn’t want to say too much, because then I was going to burst into tears ago. You know, like I did as soon as I hung...
My other half just called from the hospital.
He was hit by a car while riding his bike home from the university tonight. Evidently, he is okay, just banged up, and they’re checking out his various limbs for injuries.
He is okay. Thank God.
So why can’t I stop crying?
Formspring me. →
Dear OkCupid Guy,
slowgraffiti:
This is not the way to pick me up:
So you don’t hate me do you just cuase my team stomped all over yours. I gotta say When Tebow was on the big screen at the game crying…the whole place just erupted. It was the best thing ever. I am never wrong.
Tell me this didn’t happen.
Snuggler Required.
yourbeloved:
ninefruits:
I am a snuggler. I need snuggles. Don’t come near me if you’re not one for snuggling. And what I really need is an active snuggler. Someone who just lays there for me to spoon them isn’t enough, I need you to nuzzle into my neck and chest. I need Eskimo kisses, goddamn it! I need to feel like you are actually fond of my company, not just someone who allows me to put my...
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Hit Record Collaborations →
hitrecordjoe:
The REGULARITY ~ 5 december 2009
hitRECord.org This week, I talked about the continuing collaboration known as the Desk Drum Circle. I also had a thing or two to say about writing. Well, since I’m writing this description, second things first. WRITING. There’s a lot of good writing on hitRECord. Now here’s how I’d like to take it a step further. I’d...
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That’s right, bitch. Jesus isn’t real. Whatcha gonna do now?
– Al, to his final piece of art for his drawing class, which is not going terribly well. Gotta love finals season.