February 2009
Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
thedailywhat:Funny, funny stuff:
I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused.
Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm’s...
So the Boy is picking on me, and I pick up a book...
Dante: Hey, hey, hey! It's already broken; you don't have to hit it with the book!
(long pause)
The Boy: Wait, is that 'it' me?
Dante and I: (cackle, cackle, cackle)
Scientists say they have discovered a missing link... →
Oh my god, the hope this article gives me…
Watchsalazar:
I wish I had an explanation for this nonsense… It happens.
…Yeah, I have nothing to say about this.
January 2009
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carlovely:
does it offend you, yeah? - we are...
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“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll...”
– (via kbels) (via noahkai) (via pie0) (via professionalwidow) (via cassiesheets) (via potterspoet)
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frankanthonyiero:
my chemical romance - you know...
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“Hey, hey! Excuse me! It is NOT Maria’s fault that she does not know that...”
– Sister Mary Clarence in Sister Act 2 to a girl who never learned that Mary had a lamb.
I love this movie.
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“Go ahead, girl; you just saved that lamb’s life! No lamb chops tonight!”
– Sister Mary Clarence in Sister Act 2 to some girl who, as it turns out, can SANG.
atravels:
Applied for the passport. Should have it in three weeks. Thank the heavens.
I’m going to head to the Cummer Museum here tomorrow or Saturday; they have a collection of Japanese woodblock paintings, including some ukiyo-e work by Hiroshige (YAY), and I am all over getting some culture. I’d heard that the collection was currently on display and possibly coming down soon, but the more I...
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artsystar:
Clocks-Buena Vista Social Club &...
So this boy had the most amazing grin ever...
Chemistry Guy: (walking quickly, sees me and my UF hoodie, grins) Nice sweater.
Me: Thanks.
Chemistry Guy: But you already knew that. (disappears into an Organic Chem I lab)
Me: You're right. I did.
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David Usher, “Black Black Heart”
In...
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My Bucket List
This is so far from complete. A lot of stuff is missing, and I’ll add it later… This list doesn’t even include the lengthy list of places I want to travel to. This is mostly local stuff, stuff I want to do in the next year… Some of these I’ve done before, and I feel compelled to do them again soon. Like feeding the ducks or fishing at the pier. Others would be firsts...
;-P
salazar:
madstatler:
shoshin:
This here is a shoutout to Al, who is a total sweetheart for mushy letters sent late at night, and who does not need to be kept tabs on all the time because he is his own person and should know that.
I’m telling you. Feel special. He’s never sent ME a mushy letter, and we’ve been all but legally married for a couple YEARS now!
Hey, now! I let you keep my dream...
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Since this has been all over my Dashboard today...
June 15 Birthday Astrology
Geminis born June 15 possess the proverbial iron fist in a velvet glove. Even when they choose to play hardball, their opponent may never realize they’ve been in a fight. These individuals are well-mannered, quiet, and seemingly shy, yet they usually manage to get their way.
Gemini Information for June 15: You should embrace: Variety, focus, the joy of giving You...
shoshin:
This here is a shoutout to Al, who is a total sweetheart for mushy letters sent late at night, and who does not need to be kept tabs on all the time because he is his own person and should know that.
I’m telling you. Feel special. He’s never sent ME a mushy letter, and we’ve been all but legally married for a couple YEARS now!
oh where is my hairbrush?! oh where is my...
smashley:
potterspoet:
those of you that get the reference will laugh, everyone else can ignore this.
yay! I love love love Veggietales!
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports…
If you want a Valentine, send me your address!
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Best Job Ever?
somuchsass:
sflan:thegrasshopperunit:un:andrewabshere:
best of craigslist > SF bay area >
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend Originally Posted: Wed, 7 May 14:49 PDT
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids...
Horrors! Eerie writer Neil Gaiman wins Newbery →
Heard yesterday or so when NG posted the news on his blog. I’m so excited for him. He’s absolutely my favorite author EVER (even above Heinlein). I haven’t read Graveyard yet… I just don’t have the time/money, But I will, hopefully this summer. Bless his heart; he really deserves this recognition.
And with Coraline coming out soon! Very exciting. I can’t wait...
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MGMT, “Kids”
So… I kept hearing...
I am obsessed...
salazar:
With tetris. It’s bad. I need to get it under control. It stops me from doing everything else. It’s not healthy.
Stay away from freetetris.org or it will get your soul too!
God, it’s so true.
Do they have multi-step programs for this? Anyone know?
saintnate:
ephemeron:
john updike is dead. i mentioned him to someone the other day, about how a&p is a favorite story of mine.
i need to stop talking about my heroes because they all keep dying.
A&P was the first Updike story I ever read, and it changed me…just where I was in life at the time, it spoke volumes and made me feel less alone in the world. It’s a big reason why Updike’s...
Japan Workers Told to Go Home and Make Babies. →
salazar:
LMFAO! Oh God. This made my month!
If I wasn’t excited to visit Japan before… 104 days.
EXCLUSIVE: Billy Bob Thornton Reveals He Almost... →
(via michaelmcgee)
Oh GOD no.
Ew ew ew ew no no ew ugh NO.
[Let me explain. I am not an Iron Man purist; although I am quite fond of him, I was definitely never a fangirl. And then I saw the movie. And I LOVE the movie (I started this Tumblr with an Iron Man quote). Not as an Iron Man movie or anything, just as a MOVIE. It WINS. I LOVE it. I can NOT get TIRED of it. I’ve tried! I...
Editorial row engulfs Wikipedia →
Wiki might be changing the way they do things. They are considering implementing a prior review system to approve proposed edits before they are published. This would be a significant departure from Wikipedia’s famous philosophy that anyone should able to add to the collective knowledge base.
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“You’re crushing my baby-maker!”
– Rachel to Molly, the dog, who was laying on top of her.
I can’t breathe tonight. I’m so dizzy, and my head hurts, and I just can’t breathe. I want to get in my car and go anywhere else. Key West, New York, California. It doesn’t really matter.
I feel trapped. I made one crappy decision too many, and now I’m stuck, and I don’t know how I’m ever going to climb out of this awful, hellish hole I’m in. If...
Implant raises cellular army to attack cancer →
spontaneouslove:
(via adin)
i need this.
I may actually have teared up a little bit, reading this. 90% success rate in a trial on mice… Oh my god.
@imitationissuicide, who is made of awesome
imitationissuicide:
Peter: Wendy? One girl’s worth more than 20 boys. Wendy: You really think so? Peter: I live with boys, the lost boys, they are well named! Wendy: Who are they? Peter: Children who fall out of their prams when the nurse is not looking. If they are not claimed in seven days, they are sent to the Neverland. Wendy: Are there girls too? Peter: Girls are much to clever to...
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lickystickypicky:
bebelestrange:
nina simone -...
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drned:
Nina Simone “I Got It Bad (And That Ain’t...